the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
i want to read this novel
I want to write this novel.
I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.
I want to produce the movie
I’m directing the porn parody
I’m buying the porn parody
DO YOU EVER JUST STARE AT A PUN
AND YOU GLARE IT DOWN
YOU HUFF OUT ANGRILY AND YOUR FISTS TIGHTEN
AND THEN YOU REBLOG IT BECAUSE WOW IT WAS SO BAD BUT DAMN DO YOU LOVE IT
how do people approach their crush i don’t even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in mcdonalds